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Local authorities in the exurban slush slum of Wasilla, Alaska, have taken direct action to stop a large, weird vagina from getting any additional media attention. The Mat-Su Frontiersman (?) reports: For Wasilla High School Principal Amy Spargo, she said she doesn’t view her decision to cover the sculpture as censorship. ... Read More

Favored pick “Iran” won this season’s Gallup poll for “America’s Top Enemy” by its highest-ever margin, wow! A full third of Americans picked Iran as their most dreaded bogeyman this year (up from a quarter last year) for, eh, some sort of reason. Perhaps a follow-up “why” question might have ... Read More

Recently outed gay Arizona sheriff Paul Babeu has some hot relationship tips about his longtime gay partner “Jose,” who was also a trusted political consultant for Babeu and even designed all of Babeu’s congressional campaign websites: Jose somehow secretly “wanted to harm me,” Babeu told CNN on Monday. If true, ... Read More

Here is your Wonkette YouTube President’s Day Bonanza Honor Post, featuring a concerned lady talking about an alien reptile that’s been lodged in the back of our President’s head, just like it was lodged in the head of an “Egyptian Pharo” several millenia ago. Do you see the scar? THE ... Read More

Dana Loesch, an unpleasant creature who works for both CNN and Andrew Breitbart, has stolen the best joke from the world’s worst comedian and delivered it as a non-joke on her radio show, Burping Hour With Dana Loesch. Regarding the whole Virginia pre-abortion, look-at-the-proto-baby-growing-inside-you probing matter, Loesch asks how an ... Read More

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Every year on this holy day, we all gather around the YouTube to enjoy the greatest presidential moments in American History, such as these guys screwing around with the Animatronic Presidents at the Disney World. Oh look, here’s Lincoln half-heartedly freeing the slaves after the Civil War already started. Those are ... Read More

The wonderful man we are dearly hoping becomes the GOP nominee for president has now joined the rest of the right-wing Internet in comparing President Barack Obama to Nazi Germany mastermind Adolf Hitler. CBS News reports: Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum flatly rejected suggestions that he likened President Obama to Adolf ... Read More

All Big Issues must necessarily have at least two sides, it’s in the Bible, et cetera. Okay, now then, who wants to take the “pro” side on child hunger? Anyone? Anyone? Oh good, we just spotted a hand shooting up in the back. Why it’s a Tennessee Republican, about ... Read More

The great New York Times foreign correspondent and two-time Pulitzer winner Anthony Shadid died in Syria yesterday. He was among the best. Here’s just one incredible piece we re-read last night, a dispatch from Baghdad in March, 2003, just a day or two before the American invasion: His friend, Salman Radi, ... Read More